Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Monday, Monday, Oh how I LOATHE theee! 
Monday you can just suck a fat one! 
Once again I was babysitting little shit heads alll afternoon. And some of these parents are just stupid. Customer service BLOWS! I vow to never be as ignorant as a parent as these other mothers. 

On another note, tomorrow I will be going out of town for 4-5 days! Gonna go visit the fam. SO looking forward to that. Free babysitters! FUCK yes! Downside....the lack of internet and 4g in the mountains. The fuck am I going to do with out the net....Oh thats right....


BOW MAKING! Yes I went out and got everything I needed to start making bows. You thought I was kidding. HELLS TO THE NAW
I was tooo excited to wait to test my skills...and....
Unfortunately I have none! The brown bow is HIDEOUS, but the others aren't so bad. 
Mind you these are my first attempt at bows. 
So don't go getting your panties in a bunch because your like, 
OMG she SUCKS at life, and should quit. 
Practice makes perfect! 
I am proud of my first bows, because in all honesty they could be worse, and this is without watching any tutorials, just reading up on it. So with that said, expect more exquisite bows in the near future (:

Moving on, because I am a first time blogger and have read exactly....0 forums on what to on this bad boy, and linking and all that Jazz...My blog is not exactly TOP NOTCH, what do you bitches expect from me. I could only wish I had all the free time in the world to sit on my computer all damn day and learn, but nope, I gotta handle my shit. So It will be a process in making it all kickass. Work with mee! 

Well its late as fuck, and I have to go back to the eye doc in the early AM cause my eyes are all fucked up. I wish seeing wasn't THAT important, but...IT IS. Oh well. 

Talk to you bitches later! 


Sunday, June 24, 2012


I have come to the conclusion, that my sole purpose in life is to be a bow/tutu maker. 
Because clearly, there is not enough of these people in this world. Taha....Seriously if that was the reason for my existence, I'd really need to kill myself. With that said I am an aspiring bow maker who has never made not one single bow in her entire life. Can we say WINNING! 
Yes...While my hubby is doing his military thing, I shall sit home with the mini me and make bows and tutu's and sell them allll across the world, because mine will be better then everyone elses. U mad? Dont care!  Its good to dream right. 
I hate people so working in customer service is a no go! Seriously....its probably because all of my past "jobs" have been babysitting other peoples little shits whom I despise. What happened to teaching children manners? Seriously, I hate your kids! Get over it. I don't know how I haven't been fired. LOL.
 ANY WAY DOE...I probably wont become the millionaire I dream of being by making bows and tutu's which is highly unfortunate, but fuck it. We do things cause we love it right....right....MURP

This day has been to fukking long and I'm OVER it, another shitty day babysitting other peoples badass kids begins again tomorrow. 


Blogging WHORE

Looks like I'm about to become a blogging whore.  Are you ready? No...Didn't think so!

Soooo like...2 months ago I met this chick right, and we totally had the same issues while our hubbys were all far away learning combat shit...She was all tatted, with cool make up and hair. I totally had a girl crush!  Over the duration of our Mr.'s basic combat training, we became close. And earlier this month, I was fortunate enough to meet her and her hubby at our Mr.'s Graduation at Ft. Benning in Ga. We spent a beautiful 4.5 days together (alllll homo LOL) and when it came time to say our goodbyes....we didnt. This bitch ran away with her hubby...hekka rude LOL. 

but anyways....

In these past short couple of months though...I've gained one amazing friend. We are miles apart, but it doesn't stop us from being supportive of one another. This is a friendship that I hope never evaporates, like many before. Military wives have these weird special bonds, we each know what the other is going through. IJS...I got her back

This chick has taught me a little about myself, and lets me be me, which I cant always be around some. I will be forever thankful for that. She is also the one who is slowly but surely turning me into a networking addict, this can't be good for my health! :p I look up to her, and though this is some sappy type shit, I know she will appreciate it...since ATM she is the only one subscribed to me! BAHA! 

With that said...Thank you Destiny for being a awesomely fabulous hooker. And when I steal your shit, don't get mad...just take it as a compliment and get over it! lol. (:


Saturday, June 23, 2012

New To this Ish!

Well Well....BlogSpot...
We DONT meet again, as I have never done this before...
Therefore, I have NO idea what I am doing. So you all must WORK WITH ME! 
I suppose I will be spilling my journey of being a new mother and military wifey onto the net. JOY. 
My Kid is a trip, and the cutest lil Brown eyes curly haired kid you've ever seen. So Im Just going to warn you in advance, you will mostly likely be showered in photos galore of my little nugget. 
Her Name is Jazelle, she is my Zelle Belle, My Zelly Belly, My Jazzy. I Luff her lil chubby cheeks. She is 5 months and some weeks!  I adore her. 
I am Happily Married to my MISTA MISTA! We ARMY STRONG HooaHH! I adore him as well. He gave me my gorgeous child so I must adore this man. 
Well for now I will leave you with that, because Honestly...I need to be taught how to blog, Yes I am that Blogstupid. 
Untill Further notice...

Le Peace! <3